What was funny about that stunt was what that Truth Seeker Atheist guy who lent Jabba the Hutt the canoe said in a YT comment after the Thailand scandal broke. Lloyd didn’t want to wear a life jacket because it made him look goofy but TSA insisted, citing NY law. To be fair, Lloyd looks goofy with or without the life jacket. The leather jacket on the canoe was a horrible stylistic choice too. It made him look even fatter than he already was and his belly notably bulged out the front. And boy did he struggle to fit into that canoe and work the paddle. Probably took it out on a hooker later that night while the family was asleep.
“Another late night meeting with Javier about the documentary, darling! Don’t wait up!”
That scene was supposed to be in the TTATT documentary, but after Ortiz dropped him it is no more. In fact, I think the documentary itself is done for. Last update was in Feb 2022 when they announced they were booting him from the film! So if you donated any money to that project, you pretty much paid for Lloyd’s flight tickets, hotel rooms, lobster dinners and hookers.
Enjoy!